• Alex Standiford

    My son just called Harvestella “Final Farming” and I can’t stop laughing about it.

  • Alex Standiford

    This never happens. So much floof.

  • Alex Standiford

    freelancers who use an hourly rate: What’s your hourly rate these days? I literally have no idea what to charge these days because I haven’t pursued hourly work for several years.

    Feel free to reply with your exact rate if you’re comfortable with that, too!

  • Alex Standiford

    I’ve been playing this version of Minesweeper a bit lately.

    Today was a rare circumstance where I got it without dying, so you can say things are getting pretty serious 😄

    Today’s seed: give it a go!
    chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzz…

  • Alex Standiford

    I’m looking for some part-time development work. Could be a single project, or retained. Over 10 years WP experience. I’ve built dozens of plugins, and dozens of themes. DMs welcome, retweets appreciated!

    Resume:
    alexstandiford.com/resume

  • Alex Standiford

    So jealous of the WCUS tweets. 😞

  • Alex Standiford

    I’ll spare you the photo, but my keyboard has been ruined.

    My cat vomited DIRECTLY on the keys at some point last night and now the keyboard doesn’t work.

    I’m so, so irritated right now

  • Alex Standiford

    I’m playing a SNES title that has the best music in the generation. First person to guess the title correctly wins!

  • Alex Standiford

    When I’m debugging a difficult bug in PHP:

    “IT’S LIKE FINDING A HAYSTACK IN A NEEDLE!”

  • Alex Standiford

    “What’s your local setup look like”

    “Oh I dunno, I just use whatever makes Xdebug work in PHPStorm until it stops.”

Alex
Alex
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Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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