Alex
Alex
@alex@www.alexstandiford.com

Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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  • (We told Ben about Santa back in February) This morning, ben comes out with a furrowed brow. In an irritated tone, he says “So if you and Mom are Santa, that means you’ve been eating the cookies the entire time!!!” Busted!

  • Riding my bike with Devin in-tow, when I hear BOOOOOOOOM. I thought it was a gunshot. Scared me shitless. Turns out it was just Devin’s stroller. The tire blew. And boy did it BLOW. Woof

  • It was so crowded 🥲

  • Panels out, parked at a winery. We’re off to see Niagara Falls while the batteries recharge.

  • Hello, Canada.

  • Having fast internet just makes me get distracted faster lol I’m like “WEEEEEE LOOK AT THIS VIDEO LOADING WITHOUT STOPPING.” & “I CAN JUST SCROLL WITHOUT STOPPING AND THERE’S NO LOAD TIMES” & “WHOA, ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT JIRA WAS SLOW BECAUSE I HAVE SLOW INTERNET. NOPE.”

  • Our first boondocking stay in the new rig is an ice cream shop in buffalo 🍦

  • New York bringing it’s A game 😍 https://t.co/E92WFsSZ86

  • Dang Erie, you’re moody today.

  • Neighbor lot is now filled by two boats, 3 dudes, some fishing equipment and a LOT of cheap beer. Looks like they’re gonna have a good time this weekend lol