Alex
Alex
@alex@www.alexstandiford.com

Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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  • “Alex, did you put Devin’s pants on backwards again?” “I’M LEFT-HANDED!” I don’t think this makes sense, but I frequently use it to explain the abnormally high frequency in-which I dress my toddler backwards.

  • Not bad for my first go at this course. Unsurprisingly – it’s an awesome course. 100% wooded, and technical. #discgolf

  • Okay help me settle this. Capital C, or no?

  • It drives me absolutely insane that the acronym for “Software as a service” capitalizes “service”. SaaS. So dumb.

  • I’ve gone down a deep, deep rabbit hole that is abstracting WordPress plugins so that I can switch plugins at any time.

  • Wordle is gonna trigger everyone today. 😂

  • I am most-effective when I remember to set myself up for tomorrow morning before I go to bed. I try to set up goals for tomorrow, what I’m going to do in my time-blocks, and set up my computer accordingly. It allows me to do the “hard stuff” while everyone else is asleep. 💤😴

  • Took the kids to Okefenokee Swamp for a train tour and a few other things. But what surprised me most of all was just how black the water is there.

  • I’ve been playing POGO lately. Anyone else play? Let’s be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 0621 3278 4691! Whoa. This caused a lot of people I don’t think I know to add me lol. I’m really only interested in playing with people I interact with on Twitter or know personally. If you…

  • “Rain stopping in Baker, FL!” Thanks DarkSky, but I’m not there now. “Your commute home is 12 hours today” Seriously Apple, I’m not in Louisiana, anymore. *local ad for Taos, NM* Seriously Twitter, I left Taos months ago 😂