• Alex Standiford

    Hello Mississippi!

  • Alex Standiford

    I am so distracted today

  • Alex Standiford

    You should see me in a crown

  • Alex Standiford

    Let’s dance, NOLA. https://t.co/MavdV7nsBh Something something holy trinity

  • Alex Standiford

    Passed a skoolie with Ohio plates in a parking lot. Stopped to say “HEY WERE FROM OHIO TOO!”

    “Oh, cool!”

    “Also, we are also full-timers!”

    “OH COOL!”

  • Alex Standiford

    “Okay, I have my keybindings all-set!”

    Starts using IDE, and the first shortcut typed doesn’t work.

    Opens settings, changes keybind.

    I think my life consists of perpetually setting keybinds in my IDE.

  • Alex Standiford

    I’m so annoyed that I’m using Windows, and liking it.

  • Alex Standiford

    When I see this image, I always think “lobster”

    I never realize it’s actually…tree?

  • Alex Standiford

    I find myself in a position where I must use Windows again. Finding some glimmers of hope in WSL and Windows Terminal Preview

  • Alex Standiford

    Hello birb.

Alex
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Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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