Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.
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Well dammit, I’m jealous of the snow today. Grass is always greener (or is it snow is always whiter?)
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I love how sunny side up eggs look exactly like the eggs you see in photos.
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npm i -g npm. So meta.
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This screen will forever haunt my nightmares.
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Me: “do you think I should poach our eggs tomorrow?” Kate: “Ehhhh I dunno. You’re pretty out of practice.” I’M POACHING SOME GODDAMN EGGS TOMORROW.
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We have changed our travel route for spring 2021 three times in the last month 😅
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Shit, I didn’t realize the Static-X album released this year was actually songs recorded with Wayne before he died. I wasn’t ready to hear him. That was unsettling. Still though. Really cool!
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“DAD CAN YOU PLAY THAT SONG WHERE THE GUY SAYS “NOO YOU CAN’T TAKE IT”” …You mean…Head Like a Hole by Nine Inch Nails? (starts playing song) “YEAH THIS ONE!” I accept this fate.
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This looks incredible. #WordPress github.com/coenjacobs/moz…
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Unpopular opinion: @IKEAUSA is actually REALLY good about their instruction sheets, labeling, and hardware.