Alex
Alex
@alex@www.alexstandiford.com

Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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  • Just heard my 5YO singing “The Krusty Krab Pizza, IS THE PIZZA…” To which I finished the song. SpongeBob is so old, that my son is watching episodes that I watched when I was a kid – and it’s still on the air. Whoa.

  • Hermes: With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! #futurama (Alt text, and context in the thread) alt: Dear Developer, This class is a powerful tool that can query the database tables in FlareWP directly, however it does not utilize a cache in any fashion, and as such should be used…

  • This has since grown to 1.4 million. I ended up needing to make some pretty substantial changes to the system just to get situations like this under-control. I’m curious to see if these upgrades will keep this under-control. (Thread) https://t.co/Xi9mxkiAPE First, I had to make it so that every event type can set its own…

  • A handy little function I’ll use to quickly benchmark PHP. gist.github.com/alexstandiford…

  • The inside came out really good, but I didn’t get enough heat on the grill. Will definitely try this again.

  • Grill is all set. Just need to see that target temp

  • Let’s reverse-sear some steaks today! Grilling all freaking weekend.

  • Okay, campfire songs everyone should know…GO!

  • Add a hook to is_success method

    I added a suggested improvement to BerlinDB, asking for a hook to allow for better visibility when a database table fails to be created.

  • I definitely signed up for the #defeatbytweet super pac today. There’s something so poetic about knowing every time that man spews hate, money goes to stop his cause. defeatbytweet.org