Alex
Alex
@alex@www.alexstandiford.com

Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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Siren Affiliates

  • Flying in for #WCPHX – hopeful for some warmer weather than what we have in Ohio!

  • Kate: “Devin smells, wanna change him?” Me: “I uh-“ Kate: “Not a question” BRB changing a diaper.

  • Made using zero dependencies #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords #javascript

  • Someday I’m going to write a blog post about how 16.667 is like pi for project timeline estimations, but fundamentally I have found that if you take a project’s hours, divide it by 16.667, you’ll get a realistic estimate of the of weeks it will take a developer to do the work.

  • One thing I’ve learned the hard way – putting a project “on hold” should be the absolute last resort. There’s nothing worse than being in limbo with a project for 6 months, waiting for it to rear its head at an inopportune time.

  • I made a Super Mario Maker 2 level that I would consider “mildly difficult.” It just feels like a mid-game Super Mario World Castle. 18% clear rate, marked as “expert.” Kids these days.

  • Can someone recommend a good copywriter? I’m looking for someone to re-write the copy on one of my websites.

  • Based on my contribution chart, which month of this year was my son born?

  • Good god @itthinx, can I have my dashboard back? Not cool.

  • I almost cooked Swedish(ish) meatballs in homemade seafood stock instead of turkey stock. I really need to start labeling my bags.