Alex
Alex
@alex@www.alexstandiford.com

Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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Siren Affiliates

  • This is how a Kickstarter Campaign should be ran: coolest.com

  • Nah, it would have been ironic if the steel toe actually injured me.

  • Just dropped my steel toed shoe on my toe. That seems ironic, is that ironic? #mytoehurts

  • Any Web Developer out there available to give me some input on a resume?

  • Dear Rain, Go away! Didn’t you hear it’s my birthday? #imapoetanddontknowit #imakearhymeeverytime

  • Can you still change your @twitter handle? I think I need to try to make mine shorter.

  • One of the things that bothers me most about having a full-time job is my dogs don’t get the attention they deserve.

  • Now that it’s 2:00, I suppose I should actually get out of my pajamas. #itsmybirthday

  • This morning consisted of a gluttonous amount of video games instead of work. It’s okay, it’s my birthday! #birthday

  • That’s ok. I didn’t want coffee that bad anyhow. #nope #nopenopenope #bigolbagofnope