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This is how a Kickstarter Campaign should be ran: coolest.com
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Nah, it would have been ironic if the steel toe actually injured me.
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Just dropped my steel toed shoe on my toe. That seems ironic, is that ironic? #mytoehurts
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Any Web Developer out there available to give me some input on a resume?
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Dear Rain, Go away! Didn’t you hear it’s my birthday? #imapoetanddontknowit #imakearhymeeverytime
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Can you still change your @twitter handle? I think I need to try to make mine shorter.
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One of the things that bothers me most about having a full-time job is my dogs don’t get the attention they deserve.
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Now that it’s 2:00, I suppose I should actually get out of my pajamas. #itsmybirthday
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This morning consisted of a gluttonous amount of video games instead of work. It’s okay, it’s my birthday! #birthday
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That’s ok. I didn’t want coffee that bad anyhow. #nope #nopenopenope #bigolbagofnope