Alex Standiford

So jealous of the WCUS tweets. 😞

I’ll spare you the photo, but my keyboard has been ruined.

My cat vomited DIRECTLY on the keys at some point last night and now the keyboard doesn’t work.

I’m so, so irritated right now

I’m playing a SNES title that has the best music in the generation. First person to guess the title correctly wins!

When I’m debugging a difficult bug in PHP:

“IT’S LIKE FINDING A HAYSTACK IN A NEEDLE!”

“What’s your local setup look like”

“Oh I dunno, I just use whatever makes Xdebug work in PHPStorm until it stops.”

EEEEE I JUST ORDERED MY STARLINK! SO EXCITED!

Github has been zoomed in to 133% for so long, I forgot it was zoomed in. I just set it back to 100% and am like

7 year-old Ben: “This will be a piece of cake!”

3 year-old Devin bursts into the room: “CAKE?! BIRTHDAY CAKE?!”

Welp, I can officially put “why are the garbanzo beans in the shower?” On my list of weird things I’ve had to ask my children.