Alex Standiford

This beautiful piece of machinery is awaiting me in Ohio, and I just want to sprint up there right now.

I played a 5-string bass today. And oh my GOD I miss the bass.

How do you and your co-workers announce “I’m going to lunch” in Slack?

Seems like many companies do it in a different (and somewhat silly) way.

(Talking with some neighboring campers – “So what do you do for work?”

Me “Well, I-“

Kate: “He’s a programmer at GoDaddy!”

I think Kate likes name-dropping lol

Goodbye, Florida.

Hello, Georgia!

Who needs duolingo? I’ve got WordPress set to Spanish, which is basically my version of the Rosetta Stone.

Oh hai, majestic campground raptor.

This one hurt.

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⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Home schoolin’ at a rest stop. It’s hot today and I wish I had a running fan right now 🥵

Oh hai, venomous road snek. Don’t mind me, I’m just passing through.

(I stayed far away, snapped a quick photo, and shortly after he got off the road. The snek is safe.)