Alex Standiford

I just realized that about 10 years ago I was looking on Twitter, completely awe-struck by freelancing, and the idea of “working remotely”. Apparently I never could get it out of my head. Sometimes I have to pinch myself. So happy to get to work alongside the people at @affwp

UUUUUNIT TESSSSSSTS. Nice try, @Microsoft

Alex Standiford 2020 Lets fucking gooooooooo t.co/L9NnzybHsL

This is serious. medium.com/@jonathan.leit…

Feeding up cast iron obsession.

Me: “Why aren’t my PHP notices displaying, Bennett?”
My son, Bennett: “Because you shouldn’t be working. You should be playing Megaman with me.”

Am I the only one that thinks it is WAY faster to just freaking order pizza on the phone?

Has anyone EVER managed to access a shared @Google doc on the first try?

I’m pretty sure I’ve shared this before, but…seriously @digitalocean – give me a “mark all as read” option for your notifications. I feel weird batching with JS, but I’ll do it!

[…document.querySelectorAll(‘.notification-row’)].forEach((e) => e.click());