Alex Standiford

I know everyone is aware of the “small present in a big box” Christmas prank, but why hasn’t anyone tried “big present in a tiny box”?!

Programming habit I’m trying to improve on – ALWAYS commit your code before you call it a day.

Typed var_dump(result); and PHP returned the word “result”. To which I mutter, “Smart ass.”

What do you call a boil kettle with a crack in it? WORTLESS! ~snort~ reddit.com/r/TheBrewery/c…

This little Razer keyboard has been really good to me. Nice and compact (as far as mechanical keyboards go) with a nice switch on the keys.

Did you see this, @Otto42? blog.ripstech.com/2016/the-state…

Pro/con list of working with a walker class:
Con: They suck until you get them.
Pro: You get to inject comments that reference Star Wars. Now…if only I actually watched Star Wars.

Go home Facebook, you’re drunk.

I love Devin Townsend’s new album, but there’s a particular itch that only his SYL stuff can scratch. They both have their places, really.