Alex Standiford

When I check to make sure a .js file enqueued sucessfully, I always console log something like “why hello handsome”. It’s the little things.

*cracks knuckles* okay, let’s write some gorram code.

Feelin’ heavy today. You know what that meeeeans! open.spotify.com/album/6SS8I9qR…

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Just caught my kid headbanging to my music. They grow up so fast.

The possibilities behind what can be done with @IFTTT’s maker channel actually blows my mind.

My first cron job checks @toggl’s API to see how many hours my VA has left. If it sinks below a threshold it emails both of us this 😂

Every time I try to get SSH to work, I lose somewhere between 3 and 8 hours of my life, then walk away irritated. Why can’t I figure it out?