I’ve finally gotten a decent grasp on Docker and now I’m drunk with power.

ALEX THIS DOES NOT NEED REFACTORED LEAVE IT ALONE.

Me: “Why is this chicken so good?!?”

Kate: “It’s pork, babe”

Well, that explains it.

My cat has suddenly started stealing clean socks from my son’s closet. He just sort-of carries them around in his mouth. Cats are weird.

My dog’s name is Phoebe. I was about to type the command “cd” in my command prompt as she barked. I reflexively said “cd, quiet.”

Sometimes I have an office. Sometimes I have a kitchen. Usually it’s both.

The badge collection is growwwwwwingggggg

Sed. My god.