• Alex Standiford

    This @ThermoProBBQ thermometer/app is freaking awesome!

  • Alex Standiford

    Last night’s charcoal makes today’s dinner ♥️

  • Alex Standiford

    So apparently the new iPhone has a 10 second shutter setting. It even stabilizes while it shoots. REALLY cool!

  • Alex Standiford

    Welp, I think I have this reverse-sear process down.

  • Alex Standiford

    I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you fucking got this.

  • Alex Standiford

    Had a bit of a situation with my gray water tank today. The tires completely fell apart while hauling this morning. With a trip to the hardware store, and our local @TractorSupply, I was able to fix ‘er up.

  • Alex Standiford

    My very, very full Rhino broke a wheel on some gravel while taking it up to the dump station. This really sucked, but we were able to go to the local hardware store and upgrade it with nice rubber tires. I wish Rhino would just upgrade these to solid rubber because this is a HUGE upgrade for ~$40 bucks.

  • Alex Standiford

    Just heard my 5YO singing “The Krusty Krab Pizza, IS THE PIZZA…”

    To which I finished the song. SpongeBob is so old, that my son is watching episodes that I watched when I was a kid – and it’s still on the air.

    Whoa.

  • Alex Standiford

    Hermes: With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

    (Alt text, and context in the thread) alt: Dear Developer, This class is a powerful tool that can query the database tables in FlareWP directly, however
    it does not utilize a cache in any fashion, and as such should be used only in the rare circumstances
    the existing database model absolutely cannot do what you need.

  • Alex Standiford

    This has since grown to 1.4 million. I ended up needing to make some pretty substantial changes to the system just to get situations like this under-control. I’m curious to see if these upgrades will keep this under-control. (Thread) https://t.co/Xi9mxkiAPE First, I had to make it so that every event type can set its own archive frequency, independent of other event types. This makes it so that things like doing_it_wrong events can be purged much, much more often than, say, plugin_activated events.

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Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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