• Alex Standiford

    Me: “Why aren’t my PHP notices displaying, Bennett?”
    My son, Bennett: “Because you shouldn’t be working. You should be playing Megaman with me.”

  • Alex Standiford

    Am I the only one that thinks it is WAY faster to just freaking order pizza on the phone?

  • Alex Standiford

    Has anyone EVER managed to access a shared @Google doc on the first try?

  • Alex Standiford

    I’m pretty sure I’ve shared this before, but…seriously @digitalocean – give me a “mark all as read” option for your notifications. I feel weird batching with JS, but I’ll do it!

    […document.querySelectorAll(‘.notification-row’)].forEach((e) => e.click());

  • Alex Standiford

    Me: “Marketing doesn’t work on me anymore.”

    Also Me: “I’m buying Dude Wipes instead of Pampers Baby Wipes.”

  • Alex Standiford

    I want it. rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mp…

  • Alex Standiford

    Hooooooly shit. wpengine.com/blog/wp-engine…

  • Alex Standiford

    I <3 WP CLI. Delete all inactive plugins using WP-CLI:

    wp plugin delete $(wp plugin list –field=name –format=csv –status=inactive)

  • Alex Standiford

    Can someone recommend an advanced mongo DB course? Looking for something that goes deep into aggregate queries, not just a “for beginners” course.

  • Alex Standiford

    “Oh would you look at that, iTunes opened. Awesome!”

    Said no-one ever.

Alex
Alex
@alex@www.alexstandiford.com

Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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