• Alex Standiford

    7 year-old Ben: “This will be a piece of cake!”

    3 year-old Devin bursts into the room: “CAKE?! BIRTHDAY CAKE?!”

  • Alex Standiford

    Welp, I can officially put “why are the garbanzo beans in the shower?” On my list of weird things I’ve had to ask my children.

  • Alex Standiford

    So, uh, the fridge just…started working again. The technician put it on bypass, and then put it back and now it’s suddenly working. I wonder if something just got knocked loose?

  • Alex Standiford

    Sigh. Here we go again. New camper. New fridge. New problem.

  • Alex Standiford

    What a cool design. I love that you can use it as a toy hauler before changing it into a tent.

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    Grillin’ some burgers on the beach today

  • Alex Standiford

    *Sitting around a campfire with other developers, telling a scary story*

    “…And the code was COPIED MULTIPLE TIMES!”

    *Developers shriek in terror*

  • Alex Standiford

    Kate and I, staring at a mountain peak in New Hampshire:

    Me: “I have to admit, New Hampshire had valid…”

    Kate: “don’t”

    Me: “…POINTS!”

    Kate: 😒

    Me: “NEW HAMPSHIRE HAS VALID POINTS, KATE!”

  • Alex Standiford

    Are any WordPress plugin developers working with PHP polyfills when distributing their plugin?

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Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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