• Alex Standiford

    I love how sunny side up eggs look exactly like the eggs you see in photos.

  • Alex Standiford

    npm i -g npm.

    So meta.

  • Alex Standiford

    This screen will forever haunt my nightmares.

  • Alex Standiford

    Me: “do you think I should poach our eggs tomorrow?”

    Kate: “Ehhhh I dunno. You’re pretty out of practice.”

    I’M POACHING SOME GODDAMN EGGS TOMORROW.

  • Alex Standiford

    We have changed our travel route for spring 2021 three times in the last month 😅

  • Alex Standiford

    Shit, I didn’t realize the Static-X album released this year was actually songs recorded with Wayne before he died. I wasn’t ready to hear him. That was unsettling. Still though. Really cool!

  • Alex Standiford

    “DAD CAN YOU PLAY THAT SONG WHERE THE GUY SAYS “NOO YOU CAN’T TAKE IT””

    …You mean…Head Like a Hole by Nine Inch Nails? (starts playing song)

    “YEAH THIS ONE!”

    I accept this fate.

  • Alex Standiford

    This looks incredible.
    github.com/coenjacobs/moz…

  • Alex Standiford

    Unpopular opinion: @IKEAUSA is actually REALLY good about their instruction sheets, labeling, and hardware.

  • Alex Standiford

    Headless WordPress is kind-of awful if you’re just using WordPress as a website. Here, I offer a different paradigm that offers most of the benefits of Headless WordPress without the maintenance headaches that come with it.

    designframesolutions.com/headless-wordp…

Alex
Alex
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Founder of Novatorius & creator of Siren Affiliates. WordPress engineer and partnership advocate helping businesses grow with flexible incentive programs.

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