Listen. You have ai access now. You officially have no reason to have a n insecure local network. You literally have an expert on the topic in your house, just one request away from telling you every problem with your local network security.

I swear if my coding companion goes away after April Fool’s Day because it’s an April Fools day prank, I’m going to be devastated

A fun side effect of AI has been that I’ve gotten a lot better at local networking because of it. I’m doing things with my local network that I never in 1 million years would have had time to figure out in the past.

Y’all, for 3 years it’s been the same seesaw:

Anthropic comes out with the best model on the market

Everyone rushes to Claude

Anthropic pushes usage limits usage too far

OpenAI comes out with a model that’s 90% of Claude’s model with fewer limits

Everyone runs to OpenAI

Repeat.

Claude, please shift the tasks you just added to Todoist over by one day.

Claude:

“Devised straightforward temporal adjustment strategy”

Whoa, easy there. We’re shifting dates, not adjusting our time machine.

“No em dashes” is not the right way to put it. “Structure your sentences so they don’t require em-dashes” yields a much better result. I find that the problem isn’t the em-dashes as much as the overly complex sentence structures.